how do u guys get rid of your girls?

[BradtheBloke]

I hate hurting a girls feelings, so I will typically do something to make the girl want to dump me. Most recently, I was getting tired of this girl and she was a real proper girl. I could sleep in bed with her but we couldnt do anything. I got tired of it. So, eacht time I would spend the night, I would wake up before her the next day, position myself just right and rip ass real loud in her face, sure enough she dumped me.

another time, i was screwuing this girl and i was tired of her. she had this old dog that always slept in a chair and i was never allowed to touch the dog for fear that it might die on me. weird right. So one night, after i had just cum (came), I will still sort of hard so i went over to the dog and i said to the girl, "watch this". and i grabbed the dogs head and started cock slapping it. just kinda beating my cock on the dogs head like it was a drum, lol. She kicked me out and never talked to me again. Any stories? hehe

 

[kingbill]

Wow, I usually tell them this ain't workin out, have a good life and I wish you the best.
I'll try the borderline bestiality next time.

 

[BradtheBloke]

if it aint broke, dont fix it

 

[JudgeWapner]

You go to the super market and leave her in the car with all the windows open. When you come back, she should be gone.

 

[wiesman02]

Hmmmm, yep, next time I'll have to ger her dog a piece of my sausage. Hope that does it, or else I gave the dog an extra treat !

 

[BadCo]

I coke out and wear the same shirt every day.

 

[BradtheBloke]

damn it. the girl that i ripped ass in her face called me last night. she wanted me to come over. I think I need a new ploy

 

[Dante]

Ripping a good one in the girls face will do the trick I think...

 

[guitarjosh]

Get her mad at you and let her hit you. Then slap her on the butt. When she asks why you hit her there, tell her you have bad aim and had to go for the biggest target on her body.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Demand to do the filthiest shit in bed you can think of. Tell her you need to do that shit and if she won't, it's over.

The funny thing is, most girls will leave, then after a few days come crawling back because they miss you and will let you do anything you want to them. That's when you urinate all over her titties and face and proceed to break up with her anyway.

Similar solutions can be found in the SkinsRaj28 Guide to Dating Fat Girls.

 

[royboy_3831]

fuck her friends....

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I recommend The Houdini.....

The Houdini - when you are riding your missus doggy style and you know you are about to come, pull your dick out and cleverly spit on her back several times creating the illusion you have already cum. Now while you are holding the top of your prick and ready to explode, she turns her head to give you that lovingingly 'it was great' smile, at this time you point your dick directly at her face and proceed to give her a painter's radio.

 

[tyrone]

tell the bitch you got herpes

 

[kidslick]

tell the bitch you got herpes

tyrone = $$$$$$$$$$$$$

for all of you newbies

 

[DELSOLII]

Eat tons of garlic before a date.Make sure that you hit her with many burps in the face as possible. after an hour, she will split.

nothing like a worked up garlic burp to make someones day.

 

[BradtheBloke]

hmm maybe i will ask her if i can chilli dog her. thats where you take a dump on her and then start tittie fucking her.

 

[JacobimMugatu]

take a shit and smear "i love you" with it on her car.

 

[BradtheBloke]

lol, one time i was fucking a girl and she kept telling me in bed, "tell me you love me". I didnt want to lie to her so, I told her, " i love fucking you". lol, that worked

 

[bullets]

I was still sort of hard so i went over to the dog and i said to the girl, "watch this". and i grabbed the dogs head and started cock slapping it. just kinda beating my cock on the dogs head like it was a drum, lol. She kicked me out and never talked to me again. Any stories? hehe

That is just wrong.

 

[teazeman]

Similar solutions can be found in the SkinsRaj28 Guide to Dating Fat Girls.

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